The Domain of Richard Nixonopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard Milhous Nixon with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.626 billion Nixonopolisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milhouston. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Richard Nixonopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,405 trillion RNDS a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is 96,124 RNDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, Richard Milhous Nixon is said to pay a tithe to a violent sect, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Richard Nixonopolis's national animal is the Cocker Spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nixonism.

Richard Nixonopolis is ranked 261,352^nd in the world and 164^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.18 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.